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In his infamous appearance at the WGON studios during the Zombie Apocalypse of 1978 Dr. Millard Rausch advised humanity on how to survive the transformation from a homp sapien to zombie economy. They did not listen, and by the time the documentary Day of the Dead was shot over 200 million of them had been eaten. Dr. Rausch boarded a private jet soon after his WGON appearance and went to his private compound in Vermont where he was joined by his fellow scientist Dr. Henry Wolfsburg. They soon formed The Hall of Bad Dudes. Dr. Millard Rausch later married his fellow scientist and supermodel Vanessa Vandenhovel, and they reside on Zombie Logic Ranch to this day with their fellow scientists and three children.
September 12, 2015: We are pleased to announce that the eminent Dr. Millard Rausch has been named editor-in-chief of The Journal of Outsider Poetry. An academic publication dedicated to giving a voice to creators who have a mental illness, other disability, are self-trained, or exist outside of the academic or societal orthodoxy.
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