Thursday, January 28, 2016

Dr. Millard Rausch Joins Journal of Outsider Poetry Staff As Poetry Therapist and Existential Counselor

Dr. Millard Rausch has joined the staff of Dr. Henry Wolfsburg as a poetry therapist and existential counselor at the Zombie Logic Institute. The appointment rejoins the two Korean War buddies who did their internship in Psychiatry and Poetry at the Seoul Clinic of soul in Seoul, South Korea. After the war the two men lost contact with each other for a while, Dr. Rausch going on to get his Ph. D in cultural Anthropology from Penn and his medical degree from Princeton. He then set about on a career in viral epidemiology at the CDC, focusing on alien viruses and bacteria, being acknowledged as the world's foremost expert.

During the Zombie Apocalypse of 1978 it was Dr. Rausch who advised the American public to destroy all zombies at the beginning of the outbreak, and later as the outbreak become uncontainable advised the President to drop nuclear weapons on the major cities of America. His advice was ignored, and over 150 million Americans died in the next 18 months.

At the Zombie Logic Institute, Dr. Rausch will provide poetry therapy for the mentally ill and criminally insane, or in the case of Christians and Republicans, both. He will also serve as assistant editor of The Journal of Outsider Poetry.

Dr. Millard Rausch joins poetry therapy team at Zombie Logic Institute

Thursday, July 9, 2015

Dr. Millard Rausch Lives

Dr. Millard Rausch, thought by many to have perished in the Zombie Apocalypse of 1978, was sighted recently coming out of a Portillo's in Rockford, Illinois.
Dr. Millard Rausch, MD by Jenny Mathews of Rockford Illustrating

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Dr. Millard Rausch Says

                          Dummies. Dummies. 

In his infamous appearance at the WGON studios during the Zombie Apocalypse of 1978 Dr. Millard Rausch advised humanity on how to survive the transformation from a homp sapien to zombie economy. They did not listen, and by the time the documentary Day of the Dead was shot over 200 million of them had been eaten. Dr. Rausch boarded a private jet soon after his WGON appearance and went to his private compound in Vermont where he was joined by his fellow scientist Dr. Henry Wolfsburg. They soon formed The Hall of Bad Dudes. Dr. Millard Rausch later married his fellow scientist and supermodel Vanessa Vandenhovel, and they reside on Zombie Logic Ranch to this day with their fellow scientists and three children.

September 12, 2015: We are pleased to announce that the eminent Dr. Millard Rausch has been named editor-in-chief of The Journal of Outsider Poetry. An academic publication dedicated to giving a voice to creators who have a mental illness, other disability, are self-trained, or exist outside of the academic or societal orthodoxy.