Thursday, January 28, 2016

Dr. Millard Rausch Joins Journal of Outsider Poetry Staff As Poetry Therapist and Existential Counselor

Dr. Millard Rausch has joined the staff of Dr. Henry Wolfsburg as a poetry therapist and existential counselor at the Zombie Logic Institute. The appointment rejoins the two Korean War buddies who did their internship in Psychiatry and Poetry at the Seoul Clinic of soul in Seoul, South Korea. After the war the two men lost contact with each other for a while, Dr. Rausch going on to get his Ph. D in cultural Anthropology from Penn and his medical degree from Princeton. He then set about on a career in viral epidemiology at the CDC, focusing on alien viruses and bacteria, being acknowledged as the world's foremost expert.

During the Zombie Apocalypse of 1978 it was Dr. Rausch who advised the American public to destroy all zombies at the beginning of the outbreak, and later as the outbreak become uncontainable advised the President to drop nuclear weapons on the major cities of America. His advice was ignored, and over 150 million Americans died in the next 18 months.

At the Zombie Logic Institute, Dr. Rausch will provide poetry therapy for the mentally ill and criminally insane, or in the case of Christians and Republicans, both. He will also serve as assistant editor of The Journal of Outsider Poetry.

Dr. Millard Rausch joins poetry therapy team at Zombie Logic Institute